OK...I don't squirm away from the tender topics. So...prepare yourself.
I am going gray.....down there.
Yes. Down. There.
I was raised in a very strict Catholic family. We did not call it our vagina, our pussy, our muff or yes, our gadget.
This brings me to a funny Liv story that will go down in our family history. Once, when she was about 4 years old, we were taking one of those Mommy and Me swimming classes. She was already taking swimming classes but she thought it would be fun for us to share some water, so we did. One day, as she and I were changing into our suits in the locker room, another little girl brashly pointed to her vagina and said to Liv, "I call this my gadget." Liv didn't reply but came over to me to fix her strap and said quietly to me, "I call that ridiculous. It's called a nirvana."
How she knew the word nirvana beats me, but I had to bite my cheeks not to laugh. I gently corrected her and told her it was her vagina and she seems to have retained that knowledge....
So, yes...I did teach my daughter the proper words for her body parts. However, my own Mother did not see fit to do the same for me. She had all of her FOUR daughters call it down there.
I am not kidding when I tell you that as a grown woman in the medical profession, when I was in my late twenties I went to my gynecologist and confessed to him that I was having problems with an itching sensation...um....down there. Even as an adult, it was hard for me to say the word vagina.
So, yes. The teachings at one's Mother's knee go deep.
But, back to topic.
Last night, after some romp time with my partner, we had shut off the lights and were cuddling, falling off to sleep.
And then she told me something that bolted me into full awakening.
"You know what, babe? You're going gray and not just on your head....."
And then she sort of....chuckled.
I sat up bolt upright.
WHAT?
She immediately went into damage control.
"Honey, it's not a big deal. You're still so beautiful. It's like a soft little nest."
Well, that DID NOT help.
So, now...my um...(gulp) vagina looks like a little gray bird's nest?
I went to the bathroom and shut the door. Took a good hard look with a hand mirror.
Yup. Going gray.
Down there.
I sighed. Well, so the fuck what? My partner thinks it looks beautiful, what is the big deal?
I just.....DO NOT want to be gray.
Down there.
But, I don't want to start dyeing my hair there either.
So, nothing to do but accept this.
I am 55 years old. It's not like I'm 20 something.
But still.
So, I opened the door and came out. Bing had turned on the soft light on our bedside table.
I stopped when I saw that she was holding her camera.
"NO!" I said. One word.
She smiled sweetly. "I think we should embrace this new beauty. Let me take a picture of you so that you can see what I see. How beautiful you are."
I flatly told her that I knew what a um....VAGINA looked like, I didn't need to see a photo.
"But, you've never seen yours. Not close up like this will be."
I informed her that there was this thing called a hand mirror.....
She pushed.
I gave in.
And you know what?
I'm smiling slyly here because you thought I was going to say it's beautiful, didn't you?
Well, it is. Of course it is. All of us are beautiful...um...DOWN THERE.
But, to me...I don't see a soft gray nest. I see a vagina with gray hair.
And I am feeling every bit of my 55 years.
16 comments:
HA! My mom always called it 'down there', too! And she called molestation 'bothering'.
From now on, I will call it my "nirvana". Heh heh.
Going grey isn't such a big deal, I've been dyeing my hair since my late 20s. But I leave my nirvana alone!
I Feel your pain ... ;-)
I jst wished that someone had told me it was gonna happen. I never even considered it ... so the sight of that first grey hair was a ... shock !
Grecian 2000 is your friend :-)
Yeah. No one ever tells us that we will go grey there, too.
I love the nirvana story about Liv! I also taught my children the proper words because it seemed unfair to make them relearn everything later. My son once told a little old lady who cooed over him as he sat in my supermarket cart, "You have a bagina, don't you?" After she didn't die of a heart attack which seemed likely, I told him gently, "Honey, it's vagina with a "va," not a "ba."
I don't think my mother ever referred to genitalia at all. Those parts just didn't exist in our house. Imagine my surprise later, when I learned that they did. (I have never heard "gadget" before, though. I learn so much here every day.
If you do decide to dye your pubic hair (which is what I would call it)go bold! Orange, green, blue? Polka-dots are really fashionable this year:)
Yes, I taught my kids the proper names as well.
Yes, gray pubes here. At 52. In fact found my first gray "gadget" hair before the first gray appeared on my head.
The gadget/nirvana/vagina story: classic.
My mother also called it down there which made it very difficult for the doctor to figure out what was wrong with her. She was treated for a few different things before it was established that she needed estrogen cream, "down there".
As for gray hairs, yeah, I've got them too.
I had a friend who called her vagina, her yippe yahoo. I kinda like that one:)
Hilarious! My family just didn't refer to it at all. My partner's called it "down there."
But, ignorance is bliss. 55 and you just now discovered you're gray down there. I saw my very first individual gray hair "down there" all on my own. And I quickly grabbed the tweezers before anyone knew. That was years and years ago.
I just don't think vaginas are pretty. But penises aren't either. LOL.
I gad one grey hair... my chachi is doing something else... its just losing the damn hair!!! I am fifty two soon to be three and I have long hair, only a few greys, and very thick. But my poor pube! I freaks me out. Lost my toe hair too. Now that was okay to lose! In general, I am not a hairy person.. the native a in me. Zc
In our family, which has Malay heritage, it was called your Po Po until you were a little older and then it became vagina.
One of my nephews couldn't pronounce it, he said 'm'ngina'so that's what we call it for laughs.
My brothers always called theirs by it's correct name, but for laughs would call it their 'dicky.'
No grey hairs yet, >_<
Maria I've been grey down there since my 30's - maybe it reflect a lot of action. ;-) be proud of it!
Very funny. I feel your pain.
I just have to add it sounds like I have a long brown pube... no!
I have long brown hair... a few greys.
I have a disappearing sort of freaking MONKISH fringy happening in the "zone"... I had ONE GREY hair... and then it all just started falling out!
lol...
zc
I hope you know that mine will forever after be referred to as Nirvana! Gray? That possibility crossed my mind the other day when I spotted a few more on my head...I shuddered at the thought.
I've got some grays and so does my partner. She wants me to pull them out. No way!
For me, though, it's the gradual losing of hair that is more of an issue. It would be one thing if it was falling out in a nice pattern, but no. Nirvana-pattern baldness???
Sigh.
All the parts still work though!
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