Weird dreams ALL night long.
Dream that my co-workers have decided that I need to write a "work blog."
"Just nine pages a day!" they tell me. "And make it funny!"
I am upset when I realize that they have actually added this to my workload. It has been decided in some meeting and everyone is depending on me to do a good job since it will decide our incomes. I have no idea what this means but in my dream, I was just sick with dread.
Drift into another dream where I am outside in a garden and see an iguana with a human baby face. I am curious and a little scared. It is a light greenish tint and seems to dart a lot. I find this unsettling. Some woman with long dark hair comes up and swiftly catches it and quickly and neatly eats the baby head off of it and tells me it is the best part. I am horrified when I see blood on her face and look away. She laughs at me and I am pissed off but too scared of her to do anything. Instead, I casually walk away, hoping that she won't follow.
And then I am with Bing and she has cheated on me with a man. I am so mad at her, screaming at her. She is acting like she can't believe I think this is a big deal. I keep saying, "A MAN!? SERIOUSLY?! A MAN! C'MON!"
When I relay this dream to her in the morning, she will start laughing and say, "God, doing it with a MAN? How will I eat breakfast now? I'm sick to my stomach."
Another dream: I am in a mall and have a baby Liv with me. She is a toddler and I have lost her in a children's shoe shop. I am trying to get people to help me look for her. I am told that I need to buy a pair of shoes before anyone can help me. So, I grab a pair of tiny baby shoes and when I go to pay, realize that I have no money. I offer them my phone in payment and they tell me that I must teach this old man how to use it before they will accept it. I am crying and trying to show him how to work the phone. I keep messing up the instructions.
Another dream: I am in a small empty room with a beautiful male angel. His wing span must be six feet and he is gorgeous but fierce. He is annoyed with me. Tells me that I am as dumb as dirt for someone with such a big brain. I am offended but know that he won't tell me the future if I don't make friends with him, so I am smiling and trying to flirt with him. It seems to be working. I realize that the angel is not really an angel but Tom Hiddleston playing an angel. I am confused as to what to do next. Should I tell him that I know he is just playing a part or act along? I mean, he IS gorgeous and I wouldn't mind kissing him. But, truthfully? He can't tell my future and he did just insult me. I start to walk away, call him an asshat and then he is suddenly contrite and begging for my attention. Keeps grabbing my arm, saying that I am lovely, so nubile. I realize that it is not me that he is thinking of but my younger self. I am sort of astonished that I can just change back and forth between my youthful self and my older one.
WHEW! Is it any wonder I woke up with bags under my eyes?
Any brave takers on these dreams? Any analysts?