I woke up this morning early to take Liv to her swim practice. I went into the bathroom and sleepily squirted out a dollop of toothpaste on my toothbrush and started brushing. And then...spit it out quickly.
Bing likes to buy our toothpaste at Whole Foods. She gets all natural toothpaste. In fruit flavors. So far, I've like the orange the best. But, I decided that the new blueberry one she picked out was awful and told her so.
"What blueberry toothpaste? I bought the orange again. Not blueberry."
I rolled my eyes and went in and retrieved the toothpaste to show her. Held it up. Acted kind of snotty, really.
And then she sat there trying not to laugh. At 6:30 a.m. I glared at her.
She finally spoke.
"Um...honey, look carefully at what is in your hand."
So, well...I did.
It looks EXACTLY like our toothpaste. Well, except that it says something about age refreshing blueberries. But...it was um...EARLY.
Well, at least my teeth are feeling very refreshed......