Friday, June 22, 2012

Honey...that toothpaste tastes weird...

I woke up this morning early to take Liv to her swim practice. I went into the bathroom and sleepily squirted out a dollop of toothpaste on my toothbrush and started brushing. And then...spit it out quickly.

Bing likes to buy our toothpaste at Whole Foods. She gets all natural toothpaste. In fruit flavors. So far, I've like the orange the best. But, I decided that the new blueberry one she picked out was awful and told her so.

"What blueberry toothpaste? I bought the orange again. Not blueberry."

I rolled my eyes and went in and retrieved the toothpaste to show her. Held it up. Acted kind of snotty, really.

And then she sat there trying not to laugh. At 6:30 a.m. I glared at her.

She finally spoke.

"Um...honey, look carefully at what is in your hand."

So, well...I did.


OHHHHH.




It looks EXACTLY like our toothpaste. Well, except that it says something about age refreshing blueberries. But...it was um...EARLY.

Well, at least my teeth are feeling very refreshed......

10 comments:

ChiTown Girl said...

~~giggle~~
~~snort~~

Sorry, sista, but that's FUNNY!

Alice Kildaire said...

At least it wasn't Preparation H or something like that, hehehehe

Harper said...

hahahah....i tried rub my hair product all over my arms the other a few morning ago instead of lotion...that was a hard day haha

heartinsanfrancisco said...

And clean. Your teeth will never grow old.

Wally B said...

Woops.

jo.irish.rose said...

did it leave your teeth blue??? did it have little crunchies, you know, those scrubbing thingies? ewww, spit....patooiee....yuck!!!! hahaha!! spit!!

lyon de clarasvals said...

Thanks I needed the laugh. I will stick with the avocado oil, it doesn't look anything like the toothpaste.

the only daughter said...

I've done something similar. I also grab up the wrong toothbrush from time to time. Usually realizing before use that I have someone else's in my hand.

Josie Two Shoes said...

This was the best laugh of the day, and so easily something I could have done. So thankful it was blueberry fresh, certainly an eye-opening experience!

Snooker said...

Tee hee hee... Cute.
Alice stole my comment.
Let's just say that I can imagine doing the same thing... grabbing my wife's hair gel or something similar.