No sugar tonight

We were in front of the television set, watching the American Music Awards...well, halfway.

I was actually reading and Bing is in charge of the turkey for her holiday class party, so she kept getting up to baste, etc.

Daughtry was on. Bing came in from basting. She watched for a while. I looked up. Looked back at my book. Turned the page.

Bing: Isn't this the guy who was on IDOL but didn't even make it to the top three?

I nodded yes. Went back to reading.

Pause.

Bing: Well, hey...he is really, really good. Not like Lee DeWyze, who is pretty much a non talent.

I looked up, smiled seductively. Slid down my nightgown to show her my breast.

She smiled back, headed towards me. Leaned down to cup my breast.

I whispered in her ear: No sugar tonight, kiddo. When you diss Lee, you piss me off. Live and learn, babycakes....

I removed her hand. Got up. Started walking out of the room. I turned back and stuck out my bottom lip. Sighed.

Said, "Too bad, because I was in such a mood for sugar tonight....."

I heard her groan and laughed, because I am just wicked like that.

You take on Lee, you take on me. And I can be ruthless.

Kiss goodnight tops.

But, bet your bottom dollar, she won't be dissing DeWyze again.....