Take out your ipod. Put on random selection.
FIRST song that appears answers the question. At the end, I will have a very special task for you.
1) Describe your childhood
The Late September Dogs by Melissa Etheridge
Um...WHAT THE FUCK? We had a dog. His name was Rags. Then he died and we had Sam. And then came Penny. What September has to do with this baffles me.
2) What was your first crush like?
Not the only one by Bonnie Raitt
No. He was there too.
3) What was high school like for you?
The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats
No, that was more like college....
4) What was college like for you?
Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Connor
Well, okay...that is pretty much what I thought too. Narcissist much?
5) Describe your first paying job.
It Might As Well Be Spring by Karrin Allyson
Since I was a roller skating car hop...yeah...Spring was good.
6) Describe your current job.
Eight Days a Week by The Beatles
Yes, some weeks feel like that.
7) Describe your boss or closest co-worker.
It's Beginning To Get To Me by Snow Patrol
Yeah, we are all a bit loopy. Overworked. Overstressed. Crazy Ass lunacy.
8) What do your siblings think about you?
Born Free by Andy Williams
I thought for sure it would be "Wild Thing" or Rebel Yell". "Born Free is pretty tame...
9) What do your friends think of you?
Watching The River Run by Loggins and Messina
Yup. That's us. Swirling and dancing around. Good times.
10) What do you think of your friends?
Thank U by Alanis Morissette
Absolutely. So much.
11) Describe your first kiss.
Mrs. Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel
I can't believe she told....bitch.
12)Describe your first sexual experience
True Colors by Cyndi Lauper
Yup. It all comes to the surface when you are all laid out
13) Describe your first date
Still by Matt Nathanson
I do remember. Still. And we weren't. Still. We were moving and leaping and having a good ole time.
14) What did you think the first time you met your current love?
Frankenstein by Edgar Winter
Sorry, Bing. But you DID have that mullet....
15) What did your partner think the first time he/she saw you?
Aubrey by Bread
Way to go. Forget my name. It is M A R I A. Who the FUCK is Aubrey?
16) What do you think of your current love now?
Killin'Time by Cat Stevens
No, that was last week. We are on the mend....
17) What does your current partner think of you now?
Try A Little Tenderness by the Commitments
Yes, do. Please.
18) What describes your love life now?
Keep It Simple by Chuck Pyle
Yes, I am elderly. No toys. No gymnastics.
19) What do you look like in the morning?
They Call Her The Cat by Sir Elton John
Well, I do have puffy eyes, but no fur face.
20) How do you see your life right now?
A Big Hunk O' Love by Elvis Presley
That is Bing you hear laughing.....
Ok...your turn. Turn those ipods to shuffle...
What did you get?
P.S. I got "Sacrifice" by Sir Elton John.
Just call me Mother