I will be VERY crabby tomorrow if Scotty doesn't win IDOL tonight. I swear that I get a toothache just watching Lauren. She looks like she should be on Toddlers in Tiaras. And GOD...did they pimp her out last night or what? I kept waiting for the IDOL crown to come wafting down from the rafters and land on her head.
And just for the record. There is NO such thing as a blown vocal cord. I have no idea what that idiot of a md was smoking before he came out onstage to diagnose her blown vocal cord but I have plenty of medical knowledge and trust me, it is NOT a medical term.
And GOD...how crass can one get by singing some cheesy "I love mommy" song on the final night of singing. I kept thinking that they were going to have to haul Lauren's mother away in an ambulance. And of course, all the other mothers in the audience were dropping like flies. Not this mother. I looked over at Liv and said, "I swear to god, if you are ever on IDOL and you pick some cheese butt song to sing with a camera on me, I WILL spank you on live national television."
As far as I'm concerned, it was pretty much over when James Durbin was voted out. But someone at work told me that Judas Priest is supposed to sing with him tonight on the finale and I am SO down with that, motherfuckers.
And, keep an eye out for Lee DeWyze, of course. I heard that he wasn't invited to sing which sucks the big one, but okay fine. I just want to look at his visage. I am pretty sure that his clingy ass girlfriend will be with him since she pretty much attaches herself to his hip whenever she can get in camera range, but hey...I will just ignore her because I CAN be nice.
As Liv and I were discussing the possibility of big haired Lauren stealing the IDOL crown away from Scotty tonight, Bing looked over at me and rolled her eyes.
"I never thought I would see the day when YOU of all people became an IDOL fan," she said sadly.
I nodded at her. I am sort of stunned at my pathetic behavior too. But, you know...I gotta be me, dude. I gotta be me.
Seriously, folks...James Durbin was SO robbed. And watch IDOL just to see Lee DeWyze's hair. It will be worth your night....