I woke up around 5:15 this morning to pee and as I was heading back to bed, I realized that I could see Kate Middleton's dress RIGHT NOW if I turned on the television.
So, I very, very quietly turned on the television in our bedroom to get a glimpse.
It was gorgeous.
And then I heard a soft groan from the bed. Bing.
"God, you are such a GIRL!"
Fuck it. It was just a glimpse. And then, ok, I watched for like five minutes just until Will smiled at her. I had to stay for THAT.
This is really kind of pathetic, isn't it?