I found this somewhere a month or so ago and now I can't remember where....so can't credit the original author but it says it all.
TRUTHS FOR MATURE ADULTS
1) I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2) Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3) I totally take back all the times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4) There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
5) How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6) Was learning cursive really necessary?
7) Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood.
8) Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9) I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10) Bad decisions make good stories.
11) You never know when it will strike but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12) I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10 page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
13) I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
14) I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
15) I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
16) I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
17) How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
18) I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
19) Even under ideal conditions people have trouble finding their car keys in a pocket or a cell phone. I bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
20) The first testicular guard, the "Cup" was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is important too.