Oh, God...more like a nightmare.
I dreamed that I was at some sort of party and Britney was there. With her children. Except in my dream, they were both infants.
LOTS of people there and they all seemed to have babies, including me. I had Liv, but she was an infant.
I realized that I was responsible for showing these people how to diaper and care for their babies. How to tend to them.
They were all sitting in Britney's living room, smoking dope and drinking, listening to music.
I was stuck in this room with a few other haggard looking women and we were tending the babies.
I went out to the living room and charmed Britney into coming in with her babies for a "learning session." I was demonstrating how to change a diaper, how to properly feed strained carrots to a baby, how to stop them from crying.
She kept wandering away and I kept trying to get her back on task.
Suddenly, she decided that I needed a "really good haircut" and we all piled into this car. I have no idea where all the babies went. Guess I am not the role model I thought that I was...
We were driving around the city and I commented that I thought there would be paparazzi. She laughed and said that they didn't bother her much anymore. She was driving really, really fast and I was nervous. Plus, everyone in the car seemed to be all young and perky.
She turned around and looked at me and said, "I like you, but you sure are ugly."
And that was the end of that dream.
Well, now. No wonder I wake up in the morning feeling like shit. I am spending way too much time having inane dreams about Britney Spears.
So, Chris, what's up with you and me and all these crazy baby dreams?
And for those of you who asked, we saw Batman, The Dark Knight yesterday. My god...Heath Ledger just blew my socks off. I kept thinking that this was the same sweet, tender man in Brokeback Mountain. I suppose that is what you call true acting, because he was so realistic. I mean, he had all the mannerisms of a total psychopath down pat....
And then we came home and I was tucked into bed by nine....
Maybe that is what caused me to have my Britney dream....
Tell me about your crazy dreams....